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June 14th, 2004, by Matt
I'm doing a one week stint as a guest editor covering the games beat at Gizmodo. I have only posted one article so far and already I have made a poop joke. But it is the sort of highbrow, literate poop joke that keeps you coming back to this site even though I told you I quit.

It's the Mug Rack at the End of the World

June 3rd, 2004, by Matt
No speeches: TMOL is on hiatus from regular updates so I can concentrate on other projects. The audience just hasn't grown at a satisfactory pace. Feel free to visit TMOL occasionally for further updates on these perhaps fictitious "other projects" or send hate mail via the contact form on the About page.

An Apology

June 1st, 2004, by Matt
Upon review, last Thursday's update was too much preachy and whiny, and not enough funny. The inadequacy of Thursday, combined with seeing both Homestar Runner and Red vs. Blue on TV, caused a drunken rage to come out of nowhere and it made me throw a candle at today's update. The problem was that the update and the candle were both from Thief 3, so when the candle hit the update, it knocked it across the room into a chair, which hit a person and broke his back. Everything was irreparably damaged. Sorry, today's update was really going to make up for Thursday, in my opinion.

If this makes you angry, it might make you feel better to know that when the dust settled, three works in my prized collection of square mirrors with rock band logos silkscreened on were also destroyed. Well, one of them just had the cardboard frame partially ripped, but that does ruin the collector's value. If anyone cares, they were the Ratt, Krokus, and King Cobra pieces. The Krokus was a rare abnormal, where the red part of the four color process was accidentally skipped.
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